i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
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Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
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Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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