whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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