Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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