just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
