I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You are the jesus of drinking
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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