fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I cut my penus on the lid.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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