She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
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