votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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