this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
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I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
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Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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