I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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