Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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