I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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