I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
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