You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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