i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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