Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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