I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
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I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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