Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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