I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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