so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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