$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
