I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
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I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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