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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I would ride that face into the sunset
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
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