so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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