I love black thongs
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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