Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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