My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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