I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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