do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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