plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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