she was so not down for the gang bang
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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