i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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