gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
My feet surprised me
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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