Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We named our party play list daddy issues
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
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