Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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