Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
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saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
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I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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