paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he shaved USA in his pubs
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
Randomize
