I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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