this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
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Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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