K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
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Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
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You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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