he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
birth control should be required to get into college
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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