So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
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Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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