ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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