I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
