just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
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The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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