The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
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Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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