5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
stop calling my apartment porn island.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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