we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
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Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
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