I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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