why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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