I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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