rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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