One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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