How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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