On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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